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See below for today's post, ‘The Magnificent Seven,’ but first, a summary of last week’s whimsy:
Pen and Ink—a.k.a Scrooge-style
New Statesman Renoir Cartoon
A Poem About Redheads
Barry 2.0
Someone Needs a Hat
The Magnificent Seven
Have you ever seen The Magnificent Seven? The original 1960s movie, I mean—not the 2016 remake. Let’s say you did see it. I hope you enjoyed it! You must have, I suppose, otherwise why would they make you a fresh one?
Remember when we all got in trouble for enjoying the Ghostbusters reboot? Doug and Larry were the first to get on our cases: “But it’s got ladies in it! How dare you?”
Doug, Larry, if you’re reading this, I still say it was a perfectly decent movie. Fun comedy humans, spooky neon adventures, plus, an Australian beef-hunk with amateur dancing skills. I’m not sure what you were so upset about, Doug and Larry.
That said, President Obama shouldn’t have forced everyone to watch it—that really was political correctness gone mad. I’m tired of Obama doing stuff like that and i’m going to vote him out.
The point is, I re-remade The Magnificent Seven this morning, and here they are:
Have you seen the prequel--The Magnificent Cucumbers?