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See below for today's post, ‘Someone Needs a Hat,’ but first, a summary of last week’s whimsy:
Winter Clothing
New Yorker Boxing Cartoon
Richmond, North Yorkshire
A Life in Coffee Shops
Noah's Couples Retreat
Someone Needs a Hat!
Cartoon characters can get antsy if you don’t offer them a hat. Indeed, if I’ve cast one in a role based in the out of doors, I will never hear the end of it.
A stroll in the park? “I need a hat!” A coffee in the park? “Give me a hat!” A stroll or a coffee on the streets? “I could murder a hat!”
As you know, the most out of doors you can possibly get is in space. If a character is in space, they require a special hat—known as a “helmoid” or “nut bubble.”
Note: if you're planning to do business in space, you’ll need a second hat (worn under your helmoid).
Here is Nancy, tempting me to give her a hat. Plus, a space-businessman: