There should be someone in any group of friends who’s responsible for allocating nicknames (it's often Dan or Susan)—but sometimes the role is sadly neglected, or worse, occupied by a person who calls everyone “dimbo.” Incredibly lazy.
If that’s your situation, can you step up to the plate?
Now, let's be clear, I have every faith in your skills, but this is a huge commitment—and it’s for life. There’s a lot to think about.
While you’re mulling it over, perhaps you’ll consider investing in one of my patented Nickname Robots™.
There are two plans:
Monthly rental (refundable deposit, access to pay-as-you-go premium nicknames).
Yearly rental (no deposit, emergency repair service, unlimited premium nicknames).
To get you started, I’ve provided a list of free examples below (not for commercial use).
Jenny Panda-pants
Sally Marmalade
Nifty Pete
Friend of the Elbows
Baby Snail
Harold Pockets
Fence Mender
Davey Lightbulb
Adventure Mole
Bog Frog
Rubber Nicky
Soup Girl
Thank you for your consideration. Please do not hesitate to contact the sales team if you have any questions.
Here’s what you’ll get if you order a Nickname Robot™ today: