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Work Friends
You grab coffee with Krystoph and Jemmithy from work —but when you finally quit, to focus on your candle-making business, will you keep in touch?
Below: from The New Yorker, 2015. Buy or licence this cartoon.
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Poker Night
According to the movies, there are two types of poker night.
The first is a get-together with some pals from high-school. After a few Budweisers, one of you confesses an emotional secret—and your friendships begin to fray.
The second is when you sneak into a high-stakes game, in a room off the back of a coin laundrette. You get in over your head, and by 3 a.m. you owe two million dollars to someone wearing a leather jacket.
In cartoons, the scenarios tend to be sillier:
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