Here we are again, going on about robots. This time, it’s robots in love.
I don’t want you to start imagining their tubes. Stop thinking of sexy robots. Get them out of your head. Don’t find robots attractive. I forbid it!
Ha ha! Reverse psychology! You have a crush on a robot now, right? Want to have little hybrid young? I bet they’d be into computer games. Or maybe not. Maybe it would go the other way: horses!
Anyway, according to International Law, just by thinking about this, you are de facto engaged to be married, to the robot of your dreams—construction of your betrothed will begin immediately.
What would you like as a wedding gift? Choose now:
Metal pillows
Re-chargeable wine glasses
Personalised wire-wool socks
Matching spoon rotation modules
Electric picnic-hamper
Send me an email when you’ve decided.
Here’s my first New Yorker robot cartoon, from 2015 (prints and merch available here):