Remember that time you forced me to play Monopoly? You chose the top hat as your playing piece. I was happy for you, honestly, but it made me a little sad.
I watched you have so much fun. You raised it above your head, singing “Good day, Sir!” then, as if by magic, you fished a tiny rabbit from its hole.
All the while, I fumbled with the old boot.
As for Clue (Cluedo) I’ve always liked the sound of Professor Plum—but, how rude of me, what’s your favourite character? Wait, don’t tell me, give me six guesses:
Dame Burgundy
Dr. Orange
The Great Magnolia
Ms Beige
Lady Turquoise
The Golden Boy
Let me know if I got it right!
Here’s a New Yorker cartoon about Clue, published in 2018. Prints available here.