As you know, the classic snowperson has a face made from lumps of coal and a carrot. They have branches for arms. Standard accessories include: hat, scarf and pipe.
We're all on board with this, right? You’d think so, but lately a disturbing trend has emerged.
People are using their imagination. I saw a snowman with a parsnip for a nose. A snowlady with eyes made from pebbles. An entire family with coat-hangers for limbs. My Uncle tells me his neighbour made a dog (or it might have been a small walrus).
This is not the time to improvise. Get on board with the program, or have your access to the program rescinded. Forthwith.
Here are a few bunnies from the Christmas issue of the New Statesman: