You’ve wasted hours of your life just scrolling. Scrolling and prodding. Looking for something to watch.
Last night, you drained an hour down the Netflix plughole, before switching to Prime and doing the same thing.
Why did you do that? You should have come to me! I am an expert movie recommender—and I am always here to help.
Let me share a few suggestions with you now:
Uncles on a Plane (comedy/thriller)
The Music That Built My Heart (romance)
Lady Penelope’s Danger Bag (spy thriller)
Marvin and the Willow Tree (drama)
Weasel and Chimp (family/animation)
The Smell of Her Smile (romcom)
Attack of the Fourteen Gareths (action)
Sally the Cop (comedy)
Scary Faced Man Wont Go Away (horror)
Rock’n’Burgers (Elvis Presley biopic)
You can’t go wrong with any of those!
Here’s a cartoon from 2019 that ran in Esquire. Thanks to Lars Kenseth for suggesting the wacky hat: