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What’s up Doc’?
If you suddenly grow a second head (like in that movie), you should probably get it checked out by your doctor—particularly if it’s a loud talker or an over-sharer.
The doc’ will then send you off to be tested (confirming that you do indeed have a second head). Finally, you’ll be prescribed an experimental ointment, and shown how to rub it in.
Pro-tip: if you have access to an online doctor, you can save time by clicking on the “skip straight to ointment” button.
Below: from a recent issue of the New Statesman.
Dreams
I have a guest slot in this week’s ToonStack — a weekly newsletter from a bunch of fellow New Yorker cartoonists.
Here’s my chunk:
When you were a kid, you dreamed about flying to the moon in a rocket ship—but your chances were slim to none. In fact, your chances were nearly the same as if you literally wanted to become the moon.
That's why my advice, to the youth of today, is to dream small. Aim for attainable. There’s no shame in satisfactory!
Below: from the New Yorker, September 2016. Signed prints available here.
Friends
Hanging out with a great pal can really make your day!