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Chopsticks for Beginners
Do you remember the first time you used chopsticks? Incredibly stressful, right?
You were so desperate to eat, but wrangling even a few grains of rice was an excruciating trial.
It was like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube with someone else’s mind.
It was more challenging than guiding the Apollo 13 astronauts to safety—while drunk.
It was harder than resisting that last lump of cheese.
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Smart City
Your new home in the Smart City knows exactly what you need. It has spoken to your apps and sucked out your preferences. Your every whim will be met by attentive robotics.
Life there will be great. Everything will be fine.
Below: from this month’s Literary Review of Canada.
Nuclear Dress Codes
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Below: from The New Yorker, 2019. Buy or licence this cartoon.