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Caption Competition!
Legendary New Yorker Cartoonist™, Bob Mankoff, invited me to make the drawing for this week’s Cartoon Stock contest. Check it out below!
The winner gets $500, and there’s $100 each, for four runners-up.
Godzillaargh!
Godzilla is well known for doing battle with things. It’s what gets him out of the abyss in the morning.
He has famously defeated a giant moth, a dragon with a bunch of heads, a big ol’ robot, and a squiddy thing called Yog. He even picked a fight with King Kong—which I imagine ended in a tie, but refuse to find out for sure.
Yet, give him a simple task, like setting the table, and he’s stumped. If you want a good laugh: watch him try to blow up a balloon!
Ping Pong
While we’re on the subject of over-grown, city-menacing creatures—take a look at this adorable insurance nightmare: