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An Arty Cartoon
I enjoy making drawings about art because they help me trick you into thinking I’m a sophisticated and cultured chap.
Of course, by confessing this, I have undermined my own ruse, and revealed the buffoon behind the curtain.
Below: my latest cartoon from Air Mail Weekly:
Phil’s To-Do List
Take a cold shower
Get coffees for the crew
Head to Gobbler’s Knob
Deliver a moving speech
Help the ladies fix their car
Learn to play the piano
Fix Felix’s back
Catch that ungrateful kid
Buy an old man some soup
Stop Buster from choking
Send the kids to WrestleMania
Get bought by Rita
Move to Punxsutawney
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Primatoids!
Let me introduce you to some friends.
I recently rescued them from redacted billionaire’s lab. That guy was up to no good again, and I felt the need to step in.
We are now holed up somewhere in the Yukon.*
We will remain here until I have assurances from redacted billionaire that we will not be hunted down with drones.
*Obviously “the Yukon” is a red herring to put redacted billionaire off our scent.**
**Or is it?
Wish us luck!